Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"
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"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."
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"The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away."
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"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy
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We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies
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I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have
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If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway
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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
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"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"
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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
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Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.
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Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."
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You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
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"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome"
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*Fighting for peace is like f***in for virginity*
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A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!
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*They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say you love him
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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me
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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
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****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!
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~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~
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In some cultures what I do is considered normal
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Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
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Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
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I don't come with dice-so don't play me.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
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"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."
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Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember
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What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different
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Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
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"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
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"If you need space, join NASA, baby"
