Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow"
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"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."
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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
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Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
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I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"
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"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."
"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."
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"The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away."
"The people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones never go away."
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"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy
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We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies
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I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have
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If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway
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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
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"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"
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Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.
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I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks
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Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.
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Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.
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If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
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"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."
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"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."
"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."
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You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life
You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life
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I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
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"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"
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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome"
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*Fighting for peace is like f***in for virginity*
*Fighting for peace is like f***in for virginity*
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A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!
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*They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *
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4 out of 5 voices in my head say you love him
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I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
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Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
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I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me
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I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
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****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****
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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!
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~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~
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In some cultures what I do is considered normal
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Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
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Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
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I don't come with dice-so don't play me.
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Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
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"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."
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Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember
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What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
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We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different
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Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
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"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
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"If you need space, join NASA, baby"
